So I'm laying on the bed talking to Will about something very serious that happened earlier. He's being comforting and giving me an amazing and interesting perspective on things. 

Kayelani comes in to ask for a bottle. I get up to get it, but stop to pee first. 

When I come out of the bathroom I see Will on the couch, in completely different clothes, halfway done with a bowl of ice cream and texting away on his phone. 

The bathroom door and my bedroom door face one another. I closed it on the way out of the room - it was still closed. 

I would have heard it if it opened. It didn't. I was in the bathroom for just a few seconds before I came out to go to the kitchen. 

There just wasn't time for Will to get off the bed, change clothes, leave the bedroom, get ice cream, eat half of it, melt the other half, sit on the couch long enough to make it warm, and have a good chat with a friend. 

So I asked him when he got out there and he tells me he's BEEN out there???

So who the f*ck was I just talking to?! I know I dozed off, but I had been awake again for a few minutes because "Will" woke me up to share important updates with me.

Whaaaaaat just happened?